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not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

mshoneysucklepink:

beautifulhigh:

bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.

You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.

@Anonymous

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

hula-hope:

healthy-is-perfection:

thingswillchangebeautiful:

marielikestodraw:

Ways to Fake a Thigh Gap. (x)

marry me.

this is perfect

dying

I have to reblog this again because it’s perfect.

HELLO WISCONSIN

rosaparking:

xposeid0n:

emmaray03:

theperksofbeing-kate:

sexual-phan:

marinasexual:

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

She is amazing

just because shes a fat fuck doesnt mean she has to bring the teacher down to her lows

size 3 is ideal, anyone above that should kill themselves

what the hell is wrong with u

demoneditsx:


niallbabejuststop:

r0llerc0aster-ride:

piercethebandmerch:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:


March 2. This girl is already dead.
I will forever Reblog this



YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you

This is horrible!!! :’(

this is to sad :c

demoneditsx:

niallbabejuststop:

r0llerc0aster-ride:

piercethebandmerch:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:

March 2. This girl is already dead.

I will forever Reblog this

image

YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you

This is horrible!!! :’(

this is to sad :c

fashion encyclopedia: Deluchy by Saiid Kobeisy

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.