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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

“I have to sometimes ask her to not wear heels when we’re performing.”

ash5sos:

ashtons-bum:

ashtons-bum:

this picture is the reason I live


michael reminds me of a pale giraffe with pink hair

ash5sos:

ashtons-bum:

ashtons-bum:

this picture is the reason I live

michael reminds me of a pale giraffe with pink hair

5-seconds-of-ashtons-face:

You’re welcome.

therealdanacardinal:

froakacious:

unclefather:

goodbye human

wasn’t there a jimmy neutron episode about this

I saw ‘Levi’ and ‘cleaners’  and I thought the past was going to be very different

therealdanacardinal:

froakacious:

unclefather:

goodbye human

wasn’t there a jimmy neutron episode about this

I saw ‘Levi’ and ‘cleaners’ and I thought the past was going to be very different

dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

  • *One Direction comes on shuffle*
  • Me: *presses skip*
  • *One Direction comes on the radio*
  • Me: OH MY FUCVVHJC I LOVE THIS SONG I LOVE THEM OH MY GOD THIS IS MY JAM EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO DANCE, EVERYONE GET UP AND DANCE HOLY CRAP THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE FVCKGRDKUBFJ

lukesinthecrowdofmyshow:

ashtonirwin: I have a beard and we have a book… I’m scared

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

loveslucas:

what is ashton even trying to do

loveslucas:

what is ashton even trying to do

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

sevenatonestroke:

thesufferereatsass:

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

THE LAST OF US

Wow